Ten things not to say to a DJ

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Post by Dirty Sanchez » 30 Sep 2008, 23:08

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3M5aKBavl7A

Heard this on Roger Sanchez's 'Release yourself' this week and laughed my ass off :lol:
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Post by mo3330 » 01 Oct 2008, 01:27

hahahahahahaha :lol: :lol: funny song
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Post by Petter » 01 Oct 2008, 08:46

Hehe, funny lyrics :p

Here are some more things you shouldn't ask a DJ:

1. PLAY SOMETHING GOOD, SOMETHING WE CAN DANCE TO!
2. WOULD YOU PLAY SOMETHING WITH A "BEAT"!
3. I DON'T KNOW WHO SINGS IT AND I DON'T KNOW THE NAME OF THE SONG
4. EVERYBODY WANTS TO HEAR THIS!
5. NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR THIS
5. EVERYBODY WILL DANCE IF YOU PLAY IT!
6. I CAN GET LAID IF YOU PLAY IT!
7. I WANT TO HEAR IT NEXT!
8. WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
9. HEY, NOBODY CAN DANCE TO THIS!
10. PLAY IT SOON BECAUSE WE'RE LEAVING!
11. PLEASE PLAY "**********", ITS MY BIRTHDAY
12 WHEN WILL YOU PLAY IT?
13 MY DAD/ROOMMATE/EX WIFE/STEPSON OWNS THE CLUB, PLEASE PLAY "**********"
14. CAN I DJ?
15. Im a dj also, you should play ***** and mix it with *****.
16.'I'm the owners girlfriend and he wants you to play this song...'
17. Can you please play it again
18. Is it gonna be this music all night??
19. Can you play song no "**" on the disc "*" of "Random unheard of compilation" CD
20. Hey! Where can I buy dr**s"
21. Can I leave my coat in here ?
22. Where is the cloakroom/toilets/bar/exit??
23. Can you make an announcement that its my Birthday
24. How much should I pay you to play "**********"
25. Did you see the girl/boy I came in with ??????
26. 'Jack and coke please'
27. Do you have a pen?
28. Are you the DJ????
29. 'Can I plug my ipod in so you can play MY music'
30. You Should play (insert name of the current biggest track here) and see how eveybody will dance
31.Hey! This is a good track!.Can I take your cd home???
32.Can you play something faster
33. Do you have a microphone to shout out my birthday ?
34. You got any R+B and Hip Hop ? (When playing house)
35. Can I look thru your music/cds/records
36. Hey, what happens if I pull out this ? (When using Serato).
37. Can I play with the knobs ?
38. "you're really good for a girl" !!! haha
39. Dont mix in or out of the song , just play it from the beginning to the end
40. What you got a laptop for (while using serato)? Bet it mixes it all for you.....that's cheating!
41. While using serato with a laptop " hey, can i go on faceboook on your laptop.?"
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Post by Kad » 01 Oct 2008, 19:11

Haha that was awesome...
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Post by daherbst » 02 Oct 2008, 20:29

Deja Vu Petter! :lol:

And I add something:

"Can you play somthing from Guetta"? :twisted:


:lol: :lol:
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Post by Getdumb » 20 Oct 2008, 04:00

daherbst wrote:"Can you play somthing from Guetta"? :twisted:
I await the day someone says "Can you play something from Koen Groeneveld or Wally Lopez?"

Then i might.
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Post by Dirty Sanchez » 20 Oct 2008, 18:22

Big up for Wally Lopez,I listen to his show on spanish radio every weekend and actually met the guy this past June, he was real fun to talk to. Watch out for his latest releases on La Factoría records, mainly an EP by F. Sonic, a slovenian DJ, called Dustydrops, and a Remix Veerus & Maxie Devine just did for him. Great stuff!
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Post by MikeCasa » 27 Oct 2008, 16:49

i want a dub of this song, the strings are sick!

"I can get laid if you play this" lol

This is awesome too, voice kinda sounds familiar too. Karizmas sick!

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Post by STray » 14 Sep 2009, 18:43

Petter wrote:Hehe, funny lyrics :p

Here are some more things you shouldn't ask a DJ:

1. PLAY SOMETHING GOOD, SOMETHING WE CAN DANCE TO!
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41. While using serato with a laptop " hey, can i go on faceboook on your laptop.?"
I'm a russian dj and I often hear it!
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Post by Kosi » 15 Sep 2009, 06:03

daherbst wrote:"Can you play somthing from Guetta"? :twisted:
Julian told me about a guy who asked Eric Prydz about playing Love Is Gone :lol: